Gold Nuggets Bubblegum

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Gold Nuggets Bubblegum – Yipeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!! They`re back!!!!! After (literally) thousands of emails from you requesting, nay, DEMANDING the return of the gleaming Gold Nugget, here it is! Some of you may know them as Gold Rush or even Gold Rocks, but they always came in little hessian-type bags – these are the same, only these days the nuggets have to be enclosed in a sealed bag – not quite the same, but it`s the best you`re going to get! Also, we don`t quite remember how big they used to be – these are smallish (28g) – is that because they`ve shrunk, or because our hands have grown? We don`t care – they`re great. Hooray for the classic Nugget!!! – Qty In Order: one hessian bag containing 28g of nuggets

Sneezing Powder

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Sneezing Powder &- This isn&`t just ANY sneezing powder, this is double strength sneezing powder! & This is a more gentle prank to play on someone – not quite as extreme as, say Magic Disappearing Ink (in terms of havoc-creating, but hillarious all the same! & Here&`s how it works: throw into the air in front of face. Do not throw directly into face (however tempting it may be). And wait for the sneezing to begin! (Not suitable for children below 9 years of age.) – Qty In Order: 1 Pack Containing 1 Pack of Itching Powder

Pimples And Warts

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Pimples amp; Warts – Yuk! One of our favourite jokes… a rubber wart and pimple worthy of any wicked witch or geek-style fancy dress outfit. Truly gross, very amusing, and definitely not for the squeamish amongst you! There is one of each included per pack. Wart and pimple are approximately 2cm diameter each (just in case you wondered!). (Not recommended for children below 7 years of age.) – Qty In Order: 1 Pack containing 1 Pimple and 1 Wart

Bloody Mouth Sweets

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Bloody Mouth Sweets – A classic joke, and perfect for fancy dress parties or Halloween. Offer unsuspecting friends and family an innocent red sweet, let them get their chops around it and then watch their mouth and teeth go red! Gruesome, but very funny! (Not recommended for children below 5 years of age.) – Qty In Order: 1 Pack Containing 3 Sweets

Frothing Blood Capsules

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Frothing Blood Capsules – Remember Nightmare on Elm Street? I always thought Freddy`s Revenge was the best. Here`s a way of recreating the horror of that 80s classic. At the gory end of the Practical Jokes spectrum, this extremely lifelike blood will make even the most angelic amongst you look like a demented psychopath. Bite on one to release the harmless (and very lifelike!) frothing blood! Fantastic for practical jokes and the stage. Absolutely ideal for Halloween. (Not recommended for children below 9 years of age. Do not swallow. Keep away from fabrics, contains food colourings.) – Qty In Order: 1 Pack Containing 4 Frothing Blood Capsules

Horror Fangs

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Horror Fangs &-& Perfect for Halloween and horror-themed fancy dress and the bonus is that they glow in the dark!!! The upper and lower teeth are joined so they’re extra easy to keep in your mouth and surprise unsuspecting friends and family when they least expect it.& & (Not recommended for children below 5 years of age.) – Qty In Order: 1 Pack Containing 1 Set of Horror Fangs

Itching Powder

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Itching powder! That most classic of practical jokes…. in our opinion one of the best! This itching powder is actually EXTRA STRONG, so you&`re guaranteed extra hillarity…. more itchy than a cartload of fleas! & (Not suitable for children below 9 years of age. Not to be used on sensitive skin.) – Qty In Order: 1 Pack Containing 1 Pack of Itching Powder

Snappy Chewing Gum

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Snappy Chewing Gum – Remember this? & It&`s something you always used to find in the jokes section at the local sweetshop round our way… a Wrigley&`s Chewing Gum-shaped pack which, when you offered it to your unsuspecting victim and they took one, would snap (and hurt!). & Absolutely great to see an old favourite back where it belongs. & Happy Snapping! & (Please note that this is not recommended for children below 9 years of age and definitely not suitable for children under 3 years.) – Qty In Order: 1 Pack Containing 1 Snappy Chewing Gum

Barratts Jelly Babies

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Barratts Jelly Babies – Not made by Bertie, but we can`t tell the difference in the taste. For some of you, it`s Bassetts or nothing, but for others, a Jelly Baby is a Jelly Baby – so we thought we`d give you the choice! – Qty In Order: 270g

Dolly Mixtures

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Dolly Mixtures – If you want to jump into a great big bag of nostalgia, then get yourself a quarter of Dolly Mixtures! They`re so delicious, and so pretty, and did you know that they`ve been around since at least the 1920s… Anorak time – according to the Oxford English Dictionary, a dolly mixture is a `mixture of tiny coloured sweets of various shapes`. There are stacks of myths around relating to the origins of the iconic sweet, and nobody can agree on the exact date of origin. The story we love the best is this: Many believe that they originated around the time of the British Raj in India. Dal or Dahl in India are pulses (beans, peas, legumes) which are often made up of different sizes and colours…. so could Dally Mixture have led to Dolly Mixture? A long shot I know, but we love a bit of intrigue here! – Qty In Order: 270g Bag